I seriously can't tell you what kind of text my stupid iPhone's auto-correct made me send this afternoon. And I couldn't possibly tell you what auto-correct came up with when I frantically tried to send another text to correct the mistake. Let's just say I'm glad my friend understands I did not really make him that offer.
I've gone online to try and end the Curse of the Auto-Correct once and for all and I haven't quite sorted it yet. I did however come across this website. If you are struck by the curse too then be comforted: You Are Not Alone.